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A "Heads Up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works.

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful:)
Jon
 

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Same thing here, but the girls became frozen to the windshield. Took the local FD and Paramedics (and Police Officers, Clergy, concerned citizens.....) over two hours to get them loose. The scam doesn't work so well in winter storms.
 

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pukingdog said:
Same thing here, but the girls became frozen to the windshield. Took the local FD and Paramedics (and Police Officers, Clergy, concerned citizens.....) over two hours to get them loose. The scam doesn't work so well in winter storms.
At least you had the courtesy and didnt take advantage of their positions... :X :X :nanana
 

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Almost believed it for a minute.Then I pissed my self laughing
 
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