[pukingdog]

must.....not.....look.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....NYET NYET NYET !!!!!

Great, now I have to listen to endless complaints by my onesixth Russian soldiers' committees....

 

[pukingdog]

Fantastic, what's it made from?

Cottage cheese and a secret super-resin, formed in a super-autoclave, located in a former Soviet weapons facility. Lightweight, incredibly durable, and smells awful in the summer....