[El Paso Trooper]

OSWers that have slipped through the wire---

Selene, jade_hunter, Mike S. (51), wraith (49), and dizzart (29)

We wish them a Happy Birthday!
Now on to Caption It! Here's the pic---

Let's see those captions! :thumb​

 

[maluis]

you think these a bamboo sticks, but they are Boomsticks....

 

[shazzdan]

Dude don't shoot him in the face. He can catch bullets in his teeth. Aim for his balls. Yeah, like that.

 

[NRGnNtroP]

"Strange-rooking bo staffs… But make noooo difference. Outcome same! Shaorin, advance!"

 

[NRGnNtroP]

"No more monkey business! For final time, Master Wong… We not accept big chopstick for payment!"

 

[NRGnNtroP]

The original Kung Pao beef

 

[NRGnNtroP]

“Sorry, chief. But that Long Wall’s a’comin’ through here whether you and yer bunch like it or not…”

 

[NRGnNtroP]

"Preeease! Use your noodle, Master Dong!"

 

[NRGnNtroP]

“I told you I’d be back with more troops than you could shake a stick at…”

 

[NRGnNtroP]

Unfortunately, the Master had been under the impression that his archer was already in position…

 

[NRGnNtroP]

"Well what do you think happened next…?"

 

[NRGnNtroP]

Guy pulls a gun? You pull a stick! That's the Shaolin way!

 

[NRGnNtroP]

"'Commies?' Are you serious? You guys, like, literally live in a commune…"

 

[NRGnNtroP]

“Haha. So funny, one hand clapping…”

 

[NRGnNtroP]

"Hold on, Master Chow. Don't start without me...!"

"Can you twerps smell what the Rock is cookin'?"

"Not wok - Rock!"

 

[NRGnNtroP]

"Okay, my brothers… And four… Sweet… Sour… Duck!"

 

[shazzdan]

Brings a stick to a gunfight...