[ActionMan]

On the way to the office this morning I rear-ended a car and somehow I knew it was going to be a bad day.

The driver got out of the other car and he was a dwarf, poor sod. He looked at his dented car and then looked up at me and said, "I am not happy"

I said, "Well, which one are you then?"

That's how the fight started...

 

[toylion]

Rolflmao

 

[medic]

Ooooo, sorry to hear your day started with a BASHful you've must of been sleepy this morning, I hope nobody was hurt, was a Doc called in?
That would make me Grumpy all day.

 

[Doktor Von Evil]

Hehe quick wit is a double-edged sword.

 

[Hollowpoint]

Oh boy. I LOL'ed on that one. Sorry to here about the accident. But man, sometimes it is a good idea to hold your tongue. I doubt I would have been fast enough to think that reply up. LOL.

 

[Mlatch221]

Bwahaha! Good one!

 

[pukingdog]

Somber Voice of Judgement: "The accused has been found guilty, and is hereby sentenced to pay all damages, and to serve five years in the mines of Dwarrowdelf........"

 

[Sol_Siruken]

that just seriously brightened up my horribly ****ty day.

 

[grizzerr]

Good one....

 

[Yujin]

Bwhahaha!!